Saturday, October 31, 2009

RT: UKCoachCalipari: I told the team Friday that "If this is what you want to do for a living you have to bring it - every day."

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Joke De Jour - Public Service Announcement!

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills In your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?



If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..

So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much

Friday, October 16, 2009

Gotta love the enthusiasm from this UK staff. They're as crazy as the fans! RT@UKCoachO 12 22 am , it friday BIG BLUE MADNESS!!!!!! Yesss sirrr!!!! GO BIG BLUE!

Calipari's Cats: "They're Heeeerre!"



It's a new season! GO BIG BLUE!

Monday, October 12, 2009

Joke de Jour - Say Cheese!

Louisville basketball stars Terrence Jennings (left) and Jerry Smith (hammered) look very excited to get the basketball season underway. The two are awaiting the university’s punishment after last night’s arrests. Ricky P will come down hard on the projected starters with an expected two exhibition game suspension only? Click on link below.
Article #1: Cardinals' Smith, Jennings arrested | courier-journal.com | The Courier-Journal

Friday, October 9, 2009

Joke de Jour - Why Not?

Why is it when your wife gets pregnant, all her friends rub her belly and say, “congratulations", but nobody rubs your dick and says, "Good Job"?

Those close to Josh Selby have good things to say about Kentucky's staff - ESPN

Article #1: Those close to Josh Selby have good things to say about Kentucky's staff - ESPN

University of Kentucky Fact! (10/9/1909)

UK became the "Wildcats" 100 years ago today. Happy Birthday, Wildcat!

Monday, October 5, 2009

Joke De Jour - Fore!

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in".

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people who broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you.... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"


She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"


"You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"NO SH*T", he said,

"Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

Saturday, October 3, 2009

11 Reasons He Dumped You - Love Sex on Shine

11 Reasons He Dumped You - Love Sex on Shine

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