Boost Mobile Elite 24 Summary: Doron Lamb, Tobias Harris Share MVP

Read below the summary of the Boost Mobil Elite 24 basketball game. I'm disappointed that the game will not be on TV now because it rained and was moved to Gauchos Gym in The Bronx. Shame on ESPN for not getting that done!

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Congrats for the great game of Doron Lamb, Tobias Harris, Kyrie Irving, and Josh Selby. GO BIG BLUE!

Joke de Jour - Six Q&A

FINALLY, THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here.'


Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'


Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.


Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're hot, wild, and wet. But when they go, they take your house, boat, and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND:

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

Quote of the Day

"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat." - Theodore Roosevelt

Joke de Jour - 'Dangerous Breed' Dogs

If you are an owner of a dog that belongs to a 'dangerous breed' category, and you also have a small child, please take this as a warning!

Don't leave your dog with the child unattended under any circumstances!

Only a little moment was enough for the following to happen.

Quote of the Day!

"Families that play together, stay together!" - Jerry Csatari

Boost Mobile Elite 24 at Rucker Park

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Joke de Jour - To all Who Want to be Healed

GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV.....
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED...

GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP..
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON HIS CROTCH...

GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD.