Saturday, August 29, 2009
Joke de Jour - New Hearing Aid
Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%.
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!"
It's a New Year - The Streak Ends!
Grosse Ile 26, Detroit Western 6
Dex Teen ran for 149 yards and a touchdown for Grosse Ile, which ended a 20-game losing streak.
Robby White threw for a touchdown and ran for another. It was enough for the defense, which held Western scoreless through the first three quarters.
Next week (Thursday, September 3rd) at Grosse Ile is Monroe Jefferson which is 1-0 after beating Tecumseh 21-8. It is a new year. Let's make is 2-0. Great job Grosse Ile Red Devils!
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Friday, August 28, 2009
Joke de Jour - A Farmer's Story
A farmer walks into his bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says,
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The farmer replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The farmer replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Billy D.? No, it is Billy D.U.I. Don't Be a Billy!
See Billy get Hired,
See Billy Work,
See Billy Get Fired,
See Billy Drink and Drive,
Don't Be A Billy!
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