Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Joke de Jour - I Hate Tennessee Too!
Monday, September 28, 2009
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Friday, September 25, 2009
Big Blue Madness and Lebron James????
Quote of the Day
This was tweeted after the poor performance of the Ole Miss @ South Carolina football game . Final- South Carolina 16, Ole Miss 10 - 1st Gamecock win at home vs. Top 5 opponent; 2nd win ever vs a Top 5 team. GO COCKS! Had to write that!
Thursday, September 24, 2009
1st UK Basketball Commitment -- Jump In Deep...We Have a Poole!
- Jacksonville, Florida
- 6'5"
- 190 lbs
- #27 Rank by Rivals.com
- #56 Rank by Scouts.com
- High School: Andrew Jackson HS
- AAU Team: Team Florida
Article #1) ZAGSBLOG » Stacey Poole to Kentucky
Article #2) Courier-journal.com - Jodi Demling - Poole to UK
Article #3) Could Poole be the next Chuck Hayes for Cats? | Vaught's Views
Article #4) Scout.com: Cal's talent Poole getting deeper
Article #5) Poole commits to Kentucky — Jerry Tipton on UK basketball
Article #6) SLAM ONLINE | » POOLE HEADS TO LEXINGTON
Article #7) Calipari brings in first '10 recruit | KentuckySports.com
Joke De Jour - Golf
- A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year.
- Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
- That means, on average, golfers get about 41 miles to the gallon.
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
Only At A Detroit Sporting Event! National News!
A drunk female fan was arrested during Sunday's Lions game. We had to replace the audio due to all of the vulgarity and other strong language that may offend some. Courtesy of 97.1FM The Ticket!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Thursday, September 24, 2009 on ESPNU @ 5:30PM - Stacey Poole Decides!
Stacey Poole Jr., an athletic 2010 wing, will publicly announce his college choice on ESPNU at 5:30 EST Thursday. Poole will choose between South Carolina and UK.
Monday, September 21, 2009
C.J. Leslie to Visit Twice in 2 Weeks...Going to BBM!
Poole could be a Cat soon!
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KentuckySportsRadio Tweet: "Stacey Poole tells Dustin Rumbaugh that it will "probably be tomorrow" when he announces his decision between Kentucky and South Carolina."
Coach Cal Watching Tobias Harris!
- Kentucky coach John Calipari, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino and St. John’s coach Norm Roberts are in today watching Tobias Harris work out at Dix Hills (NY) Half Hollow Hills West
Happy Birthday 2 My Brother From Another Mother!
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Poole Decision Soon!
Also, “In a couple of days, I’ll make my decision. I don’t know when exactly but it’ll be this week.” - Stacey Poole
Friday, September 18, 2009
Coach Calipari Update
Everything we do in these two sessions will relate to the Dribble Drive Motion Offense - from the drills we will be doing all year long to instilling the aggressive mentality needed to play the DDM. There won't be any real defense focused on at this point, as it's more important early on to get the players comfortable with the drills and the speed at which we do things.
But believe me - we'll get to defense once real practice starts! My teams always pride themselves on defense - always have and always will. - Coach Calipari at 9/18/09
2011 Chane Behanan - New Visitor for this Weekend!
Grosse Ile 20 - Milan 30
- GI 20 - Milan 30. Game Over! Bad referees!
- Milan 30 - GI 20. 2:02 left in the game.
- Milan on the move again. It does not look good with 4 min. left. Milan on 22 yard line and first down.
- Milan has ball back with 5:51 in 4th.
- Milan scored. Milan 23 - GI 20. Let's Go GI! 8:27 left in 4th quarter.
- 1st and goal @ 6 with 10:31 in 4th. Defense needs to dig in.
- Milan moving fast. On GI 23.
- 4th quarter about to begin!
- GI turnover on downs with 1:18 in 3rd quarter.
- GI on the move. 1st and 10 on the 34.
- Interception GI @ 6:08 3rd quarter. Did not win 50/50 raffle. Sorry honey!
- GI 20 - Milan 15. Big run for Devils @ 9:37 3rd quarter.
- Halftime
- Milan 15 - GI 16 @ 0:34 in 2nd quarter. Go GI!
- Milan 15 - GI 6 @ 4:28 2nd quarter. My little one just recognized the ambulance he road in earlier this year!
- GI shut down with 9:26 in 2nd
- 1:01 left in 1st Quarter.
- GI 6 - Milan 8. 2 pt conversion and quick score by the Big Reds!
- GI 6 - Milan 0. 4:40 1st quarter. Red Devils strike first but miss the extra point.
- Milan making a march.
- Milan Big Reds @ Grosse Ile Red Devils Tonight
Joke de Jour - The Louisville Cardinals
- How do you get a University of Louisville graduate off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- What does a University of Louisville graduate call a University of Kentucky graduate? Their Boss.
- What does a University of Louisville graduate say to a University of Kentucky graduate during lunch? Would you like fries with that?
- What does a tornado and a divorce between two University of Louisville graduates have in common? Somebodys losing a trailer.
- Two guys, one from Lexington and one from Louisville are on a road trip. After about an hour the guy from Lexington stops at a store to get some food. He tells the clerk he would like some "maters, taters and nanners" The clerk says "You must be from Lexington?" The man answers "Yes I am, how could you tell?" The clerk answered "Thats just how they talk up there"
Back in the car the two friends laughed about the clerk. About an hour later the man from Lexington was hungry again and stopped for more food. Again he went into a store and asked for "Maters, taters and nanners" Again, after giving him his produce the clerk asked "You have got to be from Lexington" "Well, yes I am. How did you know?" Again the second clerk responded "Yea, that's just how they talk up there"
Now it's two hours later and the two friends have been tripping on the people being able to tell how the one man was from Lexington by the way he ordered his produce. The man from Louisville was getting hungry and they decided to stop and the MAn from Louisville would order just like the man from Lexington had. He enters the store goes up a clerk and ask for "Some maters, some taters and some nanners" to which the clerk responds"Boy, you have to be from Louisville" The man from Louisville, amazed,asked "How could you tell" to which the clerk responded "This is Home Depot" - Why do birds fly up-side down in Louisville? Because there is nothing worth shitting on!
- A University of Tennessee fan, 'Bama fan, University of Louisville fan and University of Kentucky fan were all hiking up a mountain. All the way up the trail they were arguing over who was the most dedicated fan. When they reached the top of the mountain, the arguing had also peaked. Inspired by the moment, the UT fan in a moment of insanity said, "I'll show you who's the most dedicated! Watch this." He then took a run and go and jumped off the cliff yelling "GO VOLS!" all the way down.
Not to ever be outdone by a Vol, the 'Bama fan said, "you won't show me up" and flung himself off the cliff yelling "ROLL TIDE!" The UK and UofL fans were shocked.
The UK fan said, "Well, a Wildcat will not be outdone by it's SEC brothers!" He then pushed the Cardinal fan off the cliff and yelled, "FLY BIRDY, FLY!!!" - Why does the University of Louisville Papa John's Stadium have artificial turf? It keeps the UL cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
- What should you do if you find three Louisville fans buried up to their necks in cement? Get more cement.
- A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, I know a great Louisville joke. You want to hear it?" The bartender says, "Well, before you tell it I should probably tell you that I went to UL. And you see those two big guys sitting next to you -- they were linebackers for the Louisville football team. And those two guys on your other side -- they're Marines, and they used to be in the ROTC at UL. Now, are you sure you really want to tell that Louisville joke?"
The guy says "No, I don't feel like explaining it five times." - What's the first thing a girl from Louisville say after sex? Get off me Daddy, your smashing my smokes!
- What's foreplay in Louisville? Get in the damn truck,sis!
- What does a bear and a girl from the University of Louisville have in common? They both lick their paws.
- What's the perfect gift a Louisville AD buys for his basketball coach? A new belt that will help to keep his pants up.
- A UK fan & a UofL fan both went into the restroom at the same. Both finished their business but the UofL fan stopped to wash his hands. Joining up with his UK buddy outside the restroom the UofL fan proudly said, "I graduared from UofL & I was taught to wash my hands after using the restroom". The UK fan looked at the UofL fan and proclaimed, "I graduated from UK & we were taught not to piss on our hands"
- A little boy sits in the judges chambers, his parents are going through an ugly divorce. The judge says to the child "Boy, do you want to live with your father?", to which the little boy replies "No, my father beats me." The judge then says "Well, you must want to live with your mother." The little boy replies "No, my mother beats me also." Startled, the judge asks the boy "Well son, who do you want to live with?" The little boy without hesitation says, "I want to live in Louisville with the Louisville football team, they don't beat anybody."
- How did the UL fan get hurt raking leaves? He fell out of the damn tree.
- Louisville was playing Rutgers, and UofL had the ball. A nearby train was passing near the stadium and blew it's very loud horn. Rutgers thought it was halftime and went into the locker room. 4 plays later UofL finally scored.
- A Louisville fan had two tickets to the Card's Big home opener. He forgot and left them on the dashboard of his car. Fearing the worst he ran outside to get them. To his dismay he noticed the drivers side window had been smashed in. And there, inside his car, on the dashboard, lay his pair of tickets and four more.
- The best thing to ever come out of Louisville? Interstate 65
- A University of Louisville student calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
- What is University of Louisville Coach Kragthorpe’s biggest concern? Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation?
- What do you call a drug ring in Louisville? A huddle
- Four Louisville players are in a car, who's driving? The police
- Why can't most of the Louisville players get into a huddle on the field? It is a parole violation to associate with known felons.
- The Louisville team has adopted a new Honor System. "Yes, Your Honor. No, Your Honor."
- The Cards is expecting a 7-6 season this year. 7 Arrests, 6 convictions.
- How do the Cards spend the first week of Spring Training? Studying their Miranda Rights
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Kyrie Irving to Visit Kentucky!
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Zagsblog reporting that Kyrie Irving will visit UK in mid-October after visits to Duke, Indiana and Texas A&M. Good news for Cats. Hopefully they can get him to attend BBM! GO BIG BLUE!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Wildcats (Dearborn) 4 over Stingers (Redford) 2
John Wall - DOMINATES At Reebok Summer Championships!
Get ready Big Blue Nation and everyone else. We have John Wall and you don't. GO BIG BLUE!
New Cat Patrols Kentucky's Sidelines
GO BIG BLUE!
Grosse Ile 24, Riverview 15
Grosse Ile (2-1) had a great victory over the hated rival Riverview Pirates. The Grosse Ile Red Devils will play the Milan Big Reds (2-1) who just lost 49-21 to undefeated Carlton Airport. The game will be home on Friday, September 18th at 7:00 PM. Thank you for all the participated in the "Flush Twice, It's a Long Way To Riverview" week! Great job Red Devils!
Friday, September 11, 2009
A Day To Remember - September 11th, 2001
Joke de Jour - Choosing A Wife!
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Grosse Ile vs. Riverview Pre-Game Speech
"Dear lord, we pray that we may win this game today. We ask that you give us the strength and the courage to win our 2nd straight state championship. We ask lord that nobody on our side is seriously injured. We know that we are the best team. We ask that you allow us to win this game. The lord wants you to put your foot on their balls and believe in it, because that's what wins football games. Not jumping offsides like a bunch of wimps and faggots. Alright lift your heads boys, prayers over. I talked to god. I'm thru talking to god, now I'm talking to you. You're gonna be out there in front of your families, the student body, every girl you ever had a hard on for is gonna be out there today but you will not be going to no sock-hop tonight boys, you will not get no honey on your stinger if you don't go out there and bust your ass. Because this is it. This is the big one. I want you to taste it. I want you to smell it son. There's winners and there's nothing else. I don't give a shit what those pinkos over in Russia say. You want to be a loser you go live in Russia. I'm not a loser. I'm a winner. I'm an American. Who wants to be John Wayne? Who wants to grab a root and hang on? Who wants to get a mean on? Get a mean on son. Let me see you get a mean on son. Now who wants it? I want to know, who wants this? Who wants to get a mean on? Who wants it? Let's go!" - Paul Gleason acting as Wayne Hisler in Johnny Be Good (1988 movie).
This is a classic if you have not seen it. BEAT RIVERVIEW. GO GROSSE ILE RED DEVILS!
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Flush Twice.....It's A Long Way To Riverview!
Grosse Ile Red Devils (1-1) take on the hated Riverview Pirates (0-2) on Friday, September 11, 2009. The game will be played at 7:00pm at Riverview High School. Go to the game and support your GIHS Red Devils! It has been 21 years and I still cannot drop the rivalry in my head. Flush twice for the River Rats and GO RED DEVILS!
Tuesday, September 8, 2009
NCAA Basketball Contact Period
Is Miami Back?
Monday, September 7, 2009
SLAM ONLINE | » College Preseason Top 25 Countdown: No. 4 Kentucky
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Individual Workout Re-Cap for Saturday, September 5th, 2009
Per Coach John Calipari:
"I hope everyone is having a safe and enjoyable Labor Day weekend. On Saturday, we had our fourth session of individual workouts with the team. Here are some of my notes from the session:
• Darnell had a breakout day. His shooting was really good, the way we know it can be.
• I've said it before and you'll hear it a lot during the season - we have NO bad players. Everyone contributes in some way.
• I'm really impressed with Josh right now.
• Daniel was a bit under the weather but to his credit he still went hard the whole time. That tells us a lot.
• All these kids are breaking barriers each time out. We're still pushing them to go beyond their limits at this point. At the end of these sessions, I want their bodies to burn and hurt in ways that it's like sweet pain for them - so they want to get that feeling again for themselves; that's the challenge right now.
At the same time, I'm not trying to bury them. I don't need them to be demoralized - it's only early September. Still, to borrow a horse-racing term, we've got to "stretch them out a little bit."
• I can't really give a true assessment of where we are or how the team's progress compares to former squads I've had. That kind of evaluation can't start until we are able to get the whole team on the floor at once, which we can begin to do for two hours a week starting September 15.
• We are still at the point where we are building respect and affection for each other. That's growing, but it doesn't happen overnight. There will be fits and starts with that, but I see everyone supporting each other and that's a great sign. We all need to want each other to improve every day.
• The big thing for me right now is despite my crazy schedule - between alumni events, the book tour, etc. - is to be at every individual workout. NONE of the other things I do as your coach will come at the expense of me coaching these young men. That's what I love to do most.
I'm doing all these other things now, because when the season starts I'm in lock down. We actually had the release date of the book moved up (it was originally scheduled for Sept. 15) so that I could be sure to be finished with the bulk of the promotion and touring by the time we could start working with the team more regularly.
During the season, I'll never miss a practice unless it's for an extenuating circumstance. My time has to be on film study, practice, practice preparation and recruiting. When the players have their mandated off-days, those are almost always recruiting days for me. I have to maximize the hours of the day once the season starts.
• Darius, I'm finding out, is the best lob passer we have on the team.
• Our bigs are getting a better feel for what it is we ask of our big men in the Dribble Drive Motion Offense."
• Overall, another very good day of individuals and another block to build on."
GO BIG BLUE!
Sunday, September 6, 2009
Happy Birthday John Wall - Celebrating #19
Get ready basketball world. If you have not seen before. GO BIG BLUE!
Joke de Jour - Miss Teen South Carolina
Sorry if you have seen before, but I feel this is priceless. DON'T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS, WHERE YOU ARE LOCATED, OR A MAP IN SOUTH CAROLINA. Enjoy?
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Oregon suspends Blount for rest of season
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Oregon's decision to suspend RB LeGarrette Blount was correct. There is no excuse for this type of sportsmanship.
Blount was suspended for all remaining games on Friday for punching Boise State defensive end Byron Hout in the jaw following the 16th-ranked Ducks' 19-8 loss to the 14th-ranked Broncos the night before. Because he is a senior, Blount's playing days in Eugene are over.
However, Byron Hout should not have touched or taunted Blount. Being hit in the jaw is not equal in terms of the taunts but I do not feel bad for Hout. If you talk trash to a player, you better be ready to back it up. Hout got knocked to his knees because he wrote a check his ass couldn't cash! Celebrate with your team, enjoy the victory, go to the locker room. Again, there is no room for this type of sportsmanship but Hout should be suspended for at minimum a game! Word of advise for Hout, if you are going to talk trash, be prepared to back it up!
Friday, September 4, 2009
Kentucky Basketball In-Home Visits
UK staff’s calendar of in-home visits, which will start this coming Wednesday:
- September 9th: Tobias Harris (NY)
- September 10th: Doron Lamb (NY)
- September 12th: Adreian Payne (OH)
- September 13th: Stacey Poole (FL)
- September 14th: Brandon Knight (FL)
- September 15th: Kyrie Irving (NJ)
- September 22nd: Terrence Jones (OR)
Quote of the Day
Lou Holtz is explaining what it means to be on a football team. Amen brother!
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Tobias Harris Interview - 8/20/09
Please get him Cal!!!!! He is THE player I want most. GO BIG BLUE!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Quote of the day
ESPN College basketball ShootAround: SEC
College basketball ShootAround: SEC - Men's College Basketball - ESPN
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Individual Workout Re-Cap for Monday, August 31, 2009
We again had the team broken into three groups of four - the bigs, the wings and the guards. Patrick, Perry, Ramon and Darius were in Group 1; John Wall, Jon Hood, DeAndre and Eric were in Group 2; Darnell, Josh, Daniel and DeMarcus were in group 3.
(Darnell's hip was feeling better and he was able to go at full speed on Monday.)
We added some new ball handling drills and also some shooting drills to augment what we had done in our first two days of individual workouts. There were shooting drills and also a drill we run with movement patterns which is meant to further teach the Dribble Drive Motion Offense.
To be honest, I have no idea if they're grasping the dribble drive at this point! But I do know the more they do the drills, the more they learn to attack the basket and that is so vital in our offense. They're not ready to read or feel the offense yet, but that's perfectly normal at this stage.
The guy that stood out in my mind was DeMarcus, who was an absolute beast and really pushed himself like I had not seen him do before.
I thought much the same of Eric, whom I hadn't seen work that hard for that long.
Now, my job as their coach is to get those two to enjoy that feeling and seek it each and every time they are on the court.
Patrick continues to make strides playing as a more perimeter-oriented player and his hard work in the summer is showing each time I see him.
We'll have one more day of individuals where we group the players this way and that session will build upon the first three days of work we did. We will then begin to group the players differently with two bigs and two guards in each group."
Great stuff from Coach Cal. GO BIG BLUE!Darius Miller Q&A
Darius Miller Q&A: Kentucky swingman thinks 'Cats can be really good - Mike DeCourcy - College Basketball - Sporting News
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