Friday, August 7, 2009

Joke de Jour - Annual Doctor Visit


Fred, a senior citizen, goes in for his yearly physical with his wife Linda tagging along……

When the doctor enters the examination room he says,

"Fred, I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

Fred, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife Linda and asks,

"What did he say?"

Linda yells back to him,


"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!"

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