Friday, August 14, 2009

Joke de Jour - Detroit Lions

Detroit Lions News Flash:
Lions football practice was delayed on Thursday for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. New head coach Jim Schwartz immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.
After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.

This is a little humor for the opening pre-season football game tomorrow. Detroit Lions play the Atlanta Falcons at Ford Field at 4:00PM!

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