Sunday, August 30, 2009

Joke de Jour - Failures

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Lose weight,then go have some pie and ice cream, duh...
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Maybe she was at the L.A.Weight Loss clinic first...

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I hope they get a dictionary to go with that dream of theirs.

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Who the heck was in charge of their advertising?

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I would like to have seen him do this.
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What?
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Those are lighthouses?

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I'm not eating at this place...


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Now that might work!


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This one is just great...let's see, jackhammers or cigarettes.
Which one is better for my unborn child?
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DVD rewinder, what were they thinking?
(Actually, there are people out there stupid enough to buy it...so who's the failure?
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I think this is why Winn Dixie went out of business...

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Yep, and that bus must run on solar energy huh?

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